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First their dogs fight. Later gentleman and lady do so.

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"What a poor small fellow is the captured fish in its fate! No sense to hope and pray for rescue, nevertheless to whom ever.What good fortune for the catcher

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"How carefully they work, a surveyer team marking out the new owner´s area. The new good owner may establish a secure home for himself. Another one is gratified and he says: " Now we may displace our fence far and farer by quarrel or by paying from generation to generation .We may rise an empire of thousand years"

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What climbing up a higher position,to look down the population!

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Page 005
The song alone doesn´t disturb the concert.

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Page 006
Different singing does not create harmony

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Page 007
Why the noise? Loud noise, little hearing.Little hearing, loud noise. One does not hear them! Therefore.

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Page 008
What essential button! Don´t loose nor lose it.

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Page 009
The world is growing a paradise of cloned twins.

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Yes,wonderful idyllic world with the bridge back!

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Why that noise?Loud noise, little hearing. Little hearing, loud noise One does not hear them! Therefore.

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When waiting for the waiter,he thought:"What about chicken with rice?"

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"There is the right way, there does the finger show",says the theoretician.The practical man says. "If the foot does not run there, everyone is in two minds as to whether he should go or not.

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"The button breakers are here.The coat can´t cover the facts beneath no longer. Naughty glances will discover them."

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Superior teachers can educate from a good-for-nothing the researcher and highable high-level personnel.

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Now the water is the neighbour. He comes through the fence.There helps no-eye-rub, no virtual somersault in the brain. The facts make wet feet

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The instructor´s pirouttes show precision, the desire for order and accuracy, that is true beauty.Where should we be, without the instructor? Where should be the beauty ,the correctness and the order without the instructor?

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Financia´s knacks. You may fould the small shred of paper as carefully as you can,you never create a larger paper swallow. Which Secretary of the Treasury is playing with Finanzia nevertheless the aviation show shall not be amacing.

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The hungry guests cry after steak.The saloonkeeper runs after the butcher.The butchers strike. Only if the poor ox is slaughtered, the hungry ones can smack. In the meantime they urge impatiently. Queer thoughts arise when we apply this parable to politic and economic,to the employee and employer etc..

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From a dead hole you can´t get out anything.
Bad are the things with the culture today. An archaeologist is digging after it. Where he digs, the rumor goes,they had buried the culture. After the wars one did not need culture anymore. Instead one opened a fair with shanties ebove the place inorder to satisfy general needs.."Ich will excavate there,and open a museum in the fair to set up all I find for the culture-needy "says the digger.

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Shop-Germany
The Shop Germany doesn´t run well. The patron says to the managing director: " We do not need new shop window dolls. The old may still work. By means of representation the clothes they are still good.

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The ten-finger range limits the consumer´s greedy grap.
There are someones with extended greedy grap by the additional ten-finger ranges of their employee. Well done in such a way, the extended greedy grap extends the profit and the fortune .Well done, in such a way the state with maximized greedy grap grasps maximum profit and fortunes. Why?Why?

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A villain, perhaps and his statutory rights.

"Hey you! Do you hide yourself there behind the trees of the holy grove of the statutory rights? What have you got in your bag, stealings, corruptions? Come out, let check!"

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In the magic cabin
I hear, even I see, but I don´t believe
nevertheless, he, the artist, spirits here and spirits away the pigeon (the white pigeon of peace) he spirits away a certain enemy (an opponent,a monster,a super-beast). That not. I don´t believe.
Happy that one, who believes the correct, if he hears or sees the correct correctly.

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Don´t fall, don´t damage yourself!
Woe there come the helpers. They repair your damage so fast, so well, as badly as they want, as they are able to do and you pay

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Terrorists, fighters and preachers with terminal station paradies are on the way. Don´t meet them, better not .Uncle REASON would like to push them back again into the fairy tale book.But he didn´t succeed.

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March on all roads. Where? Forward in any case. Competition has burst out in order to point places. Go,start,go!

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Watch them every turn "Up-,up,-up, for heaven's sake-up. I am the greatest:. Broken pieces for them down!"

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"CHILDREN - CHILDREN. Children should be the ideal humans beeings, it has been told.

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Voters and democrats on the balcony.
Above the voters ,the responsibility capable ones, watch, and hear--> whom? Down the competence riot, the loftiness ceremony, clip grasps at power, their number one ellected, the intelligent, and those talk and those cause---> nothing.

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The responsible citizen as riding horse.
Why he doesn't plonk down it, the bugbear? Why not? Why not? Plonk down it nevertheless! No, the citizens doesn´t. Because the bugbear has a trick. He demands all the time: "Don´t intervene in the citizen´s right for free decision! The citizen is of age, he knows, what he does."

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Page 32

How save are the positions?
Somebody in the so-called free economy is similar to that guest in the bar-restaurant of "THE WARM SOUP DISH". His chair crashed, and he? And for him was no room at the table.

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Guests waiting
There is no end for guests waiting for bloody steak in the pub to the WILD BUSH for a long time."The work with the ox in the slaughterhouse began and precedes after plan briskly. The work will last longer, the ox resists and first of all, The costs of the slaughterhouse rise," says the pub keeper

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More and more reason by gun.
More and more terrorists, fighters and preachers with terminus paradies are on the way, don´t meet them. Better not!

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Invalid tickets
With the world ´s events it it is similar now with a train. A new inspector is at here. He says:"Your ticket is invalidly" He pockets it. Now it means: to pay, or to be ejected.

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Where is the ox?
" The oxen in the slaughterhouse are off", says the saloonkeeper "our people search intensively. And where they searched, nobody can still be.There grows no grass, no bush and no tree. But they do not find them."

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Parable of the soup
But in the soup kitchen in the cellar, there is the fat in the fire! They present soup after new creation over Kohl soup on basis to older and oldest soup crumbs. Therefore it is so thick and so extensive and lasting. The managing director wants to insert tighter doors to the soup kitchen." Also a reform idea.

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Page 38

Parable of the error, The parable of the error is the parable of the Holy Ghost,called fantasy , inhabiting the brains with his friend, the devils´s son ,the carelessness.

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Parable of the race
The Shop Germany Team runs! Where, oh, generation changers, did you run the shop ? To the end, to the end, Hurra!

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Terror of the power- and violence grabbing people already again. Small, smallest and large bugbears are to work already again, in the policy already again, in the science, the arts already again. Where not? If you think at of their specialized authority, tears. If one remembers at their acts in the last century , the despair comes.

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Proverb of the voluptuousness is no longer correct:
Who wants to abolish the voluptuousness, he would exterminate mankind and animal.
The contraception for humans and the artificial insemination for the animals are here. Hurra!-OKThe voluptuousness is reserved for humans in the world of contraception. Why the cattle needs voluptuousness ? The utilizable cattle has to increase of course to the use of the gluttony.

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The slave of his master, Mr. MORNING´S slave, said: " Now I make myself on the egotrip, then I will have realised myself, if I am there. Nobody knows me and I will be escaped ". The other one, the slave of the EVENING, asked: "How much time will it last to be there?" And he meant: "Not much, if I am acoss the fence, I will be there". He rose up and ulterior he was. One heard the whistle of the ulterior owner. It was MIDDAY . He, gripped him and said mocking: " With me you can realise yourself. That one there, the other there, has already realised himself.

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Parable of the sky vehicle"I will liberate and even realise myself." And he referred the old person to the large slave rebellion in the eightysixth years. "The MORNING is more intelligent than the EVENING" I shall choose the LIBERTY ," Thus he floated highly above the soil in his
v i r t u a l , all fences crossing sky vehicle.

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Misery in the association of the clutch injureed.
The clutch, the important communications equipment, must function: "If the clutch doesn´t will, all wheels stand still ."

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What a helper, who helps?
Parable about fish and its fisherman
A fish,a smaller in its emergencies like you and I, looks for a helper. What a helper, who helps? Naturally a more big one from the crown of the creation: a lawyer, a physician, a teacher, a clergyman, a polititian, depending upon the problem. However, you small fish, pay attention, that you do not land on their plates.

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The saloon THE SCRAWNY ECONOMY becomes scanty.
Problems with the broken chairs, with canceled menus, are perhaps to be solved by firing some of the side table seaters, eternal artists, eternal students, old persons, the eternal, all unproductive consumers.

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The faithful servant
A faithful one, let´s say a musician, or scientist etc. faithful to the facts of his work, social ranks do not care him.
Thus he remains all the way. The others sit above, avail themselves of his services .The servant remains down.

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The on top rider, the more intelligent one and clever one.
Do not think, now you are sitting well on that one there under the table. Your sun is hardly ascended, already it tumbles . You will become an associated companion that one down.

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The spewing of the guests
In the pub to the wild bush the guests have to work toughly at the bloody steak for a long time . The digesting work is difficult, it doesn´t succeed. Some spew already.

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A terrorist hunter, the good, epies his enemy, the bad. And that one there that enemy there, Bum there he already lies, rigidly and dead. And the other one he stands still rigidly still alive, has got the other´s rifle quasi the staff of relay for his good hunter patent exchanged unnoticed. So he is now naked, a pure terrorist. Thus terrorists hand the staff of relay to their hunters. Race continues.

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A parable about the cook in the rear kitchen
What does the cook mix up there behind in his underground kitchen in my and your head´s abysms? Don´t taste it, better not. What does he concoct for the chaps there outside, the bad ones, my opponents? A miserable coworker is he, not to be fired, absolutely not.His poisonous broth is to be poured off. That is the only corret possibility.

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Comfort of the losers
"Oh, you, patron saint of the losers, comfort with cross and crown of thorns! Soon all will be losers, winner, swindled ones, crooks.

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Tricks and cheating in the generation sequence
You child in your buggy grow faster, buck up. Mummy dad and grandpa lurk, the retirement in the Karibik lurks aswell. Grow fast, do your obligation!
With his Clan the child takes the soup to the grandparent´s rear house. With Schmith´s it contributes the social insurance- oh yes- and so on. Where is the difference? Where is the difference with Clan and Schmith?

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Grow punches older?
Incessantly the Punch and Judy show is performed since 68 and the punches have grewn old and respectable.Fullpushed is the Punch and Judy show , full with spectators but at all a lot of Punches crowd and had grown old. The question is: "How to gain the exit, aswell constantly new people crowd in? Punches and Hyper-punches in arts, the sciences, the policy, where not?

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About to be carried.
The child on father´s shoulders fast he carries. Fast it feels securely there above. Fast it grows and fast it runs itself , - too fast. Fast it learns: The other one there, that with the other language there,he carries it also. Fast it trusts him. Will the other one carry it with security ?

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On the escalator into the higher life floors
Escalator passengers into higher floors, do not rise, one rises them up and up. Where? In any case up, more nolens volens. Some co-passengers hope and mean and say,they would go up into the sky and they are looking upward. Others look downward into the well, where down any had been already precipitated, down into the well. Why that? They could´nt hold on the stairs upward no longer, where they were squalling once in lower floors, upward, upward!

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Prepay stamp to fortune
Am I going to establish my fortune? Will I achieve my goal? If one would know how? - Heavy questions are that.

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About the cave inhabitants.
Oh lucky troglodyte you are embracing a real friend. You have your luck.

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Teachers , teachers everywhere!-A people of teachers.
No miracle, if training ideas fill the heads.The pupil with his finger reports:"Oh teacher, what you ever taught of instruction I spit out word for word "The teacher´s finger reminds: "Accept my teachings.You will know and grow like me, oh you good pupil, follow after me ."

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Hunger, oh hunger!
"I like much and would like more. With us at home, we ate always well ", "Right she is. After the fat years the large aridity arrives".It´s in two minds as to whether she should still sit at the cook´s?

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Why doesn't he see correctly?
Haven´t he to see correctly? If he saw correctly, what would happen?Oh why.
There he would see people push forward to front places of society,philanthropists,culture bringer, culture level keeper and dignitaries, thereby pulling him self together as much as possible. Their profession is only mockery. Give him dark eyeglasses.

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Animal story of the juicy pasture places in another place.
Don´t think you deer, your sunny place to be always given to your´s and safe for every time. The tides already gnaw at the country. Do not think nevertheless, so you swim easily, you could win in another place juicy pasture places . Stangers are you there and hunted without restriction. If you want to go back after the inundation, strangers are you here also.

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Animal story about the non-profitable character of the chicken´s breed.
A vulture or an eagle, just as they are grating there and there about, thought." Why I shouldn´t practise a chicken breed?" Thus he did.

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Animal story about the burning house
Once, when the cat´s house burned, she ran trembling of fear on the roof and cried around pitying. "To whom did she cry?" "I don´t know." "Was it reasonable to cry?" "I do not know; perhaps". "Was it understandable to cry ? " Be sure," said the comrade of all losers.
The other cat, the intelligent one, thought at the sausages in the house´s cellar ." If I do not eat them, the beautiful sausages get burned." That did she think, the intelligent one, nothing else.

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Parable of the commun way.
I saw the couple. Both in black leather, both under a shining helmet separate each. On a motorbike both on their travel. Man and woman. They experienced the different and nevertheless equal landscapes. They overcame commun dangers, . On the break they smoked the same, one cigarette in the greedy careful course.

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Parable of the disaster thereafter
After the big fire catastrophe all dwellings were destroyed and many mice of the species "mus germanicus"had died. Marvelously they mastered it by growth and progress. When already the worldwide miceness with frights starred and asked at growth and progress, how that was to continue, came the large intoxication, worldwide

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"The tastes are different, or at the bad taste one recognizes the bad drink," one says .
However also cat dirt and still worse clobber get swallowed ? Sense and mind sit door with door. Only by this door everything goes in the brain. There ,the brewing master´s poster hangs: " Drink cat dirt,
only cat dirt makes strong."

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Felix, the doorman, keeps his position.
He has gained his position.wich he keeps. The sifter also he keeps, by which he had been himself sifted- now sifter himself, - a doorman. Nothing goes through this gate as by him. The shop is dead behind it already ruined, waste, as the phrase goes . He keeps the gate closed closely, so no not tolerated, unfiltered one, incompetent one occurs.

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Flag of war and that of peace,an animal story.
The wolf outside at the night has got the flag of peace at his tail. The bellwether, all will run after him, on him, appointee, is the direction pointer, what brain-child he is, whose flag he is going to hoist?Is he child of the daily fashion, militant or pacifist?

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The parable of the juggler
Boy, hoppla be a skill artist, juggle with ten balls, without errors. That demands the life, that the competition, that your teachers. Only with the mouth they teach it. Slapdash do it! Don´t expect from education and teachings!

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The parable of the half human
A teacher or otherwise a signpost, a guide to quality, a flounder guy into the way´s deep tracks, flounders heavily. His ancestors, pure right people, had obliquely, cut those furrows with their leaning to the right deeply into the way. Why does he press his right so deeply into his coat´s pocket , as if he hadn´t a right hand, nor a right arm for fidging and balancing on the life´s flounder way? Why, why not."

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Parable of the skinned one.
(Reflections about the corps artists work)
A corpse artist did genuine preliminary work, conveyed the know how, struck a breach. " All are nevertheless artists, work at the social work of art". Why they shouldn´t follow through his breach? Why not the tax collectors, why not fee milker not the the adulterer, not the legacy-hunter and the blackmailer, all in hindsight their neighbour´s substance through the breach?

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Show of the Euros
In more favorable times the industrie or commercial slave was ascended from the slave to the employee then to coworker today and now she has to present Euros . "Do not tremble, no!" , does she encourage herselve "Don´t tremble! trempling coworkers help nothing. Don´t tremble! No!" Why does the endeavored show presentator tremble?" Their fears already become psychopatic.

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Dog story
A dog, how it toddles along there and there, on special places in large quantity down the roads. Everywhere he snoops around to find his big dog luck , a shit. A dog, an annoyance for the one, an amusement for the other one because of his tail waving and his chumming up, he was nothing different than a dog, that special, Zamperl, the big one. He had succeeded, if he came along, broad-footed with noisy yapping, ran everyone, looked , and startled up. He, only he made as large and stinky heaps. In order to the production of the others, who meant they could also, one said : " Nothing but immitation "

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Ape story from the charnel-house of archeology
An archeologist told following story infront of an ape´s skeleton: "In the realm of apes, such as everywhere exist, the mothers and fathers, ape mothers and ape fathers, intented to promote their boys and girls, as everywhere, that her children become further, further than they themselves became ,the ape mothers and fathers.

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Know the way!
A blind person looks for his way through the bustle of the crowd. Each step forward he grops, he planned it, before he groped it, had known it, before he walked it, and nevertheless his step could knock him down, could drop him, could cause an accident.A helpful one misleads him, tricks him. He falls, has an accident into the trap, into the trap of the beastly one, the stupid one, the booby.

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King feeling on the throne
Surrounded by courtiers, served, flattered, to be admired, is some man´s desire and request. A complete people of kings has grown up. Didn´t you know that also kings had to pay this king feeling.

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Knitting
(The big knitting association has many sections: The global for example with the economic knitting on and knitting in, the religious section of the knitting association, the family sections etc. etc.) in the big knitting association you can gain surprises. Do not think, dear reader, there are only master knitter at work. The one pulls out wool from your sweater and knits it also into his general big knitting. Completely by force he wants to knit you in his large muddling, a giant sweater for all, so knitted, how he wants

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Man in the mud
Toilsomely one walks in the mud. But some squirt up the dirt naughtily that hooligans. Who are those that kicker up a fuss, that hooligan? Artists?Culture carriers?

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A dust mite, that micro creature, sat in the lord at the house´s jackett and heard thus endless conferences about the fact, that the house´s walls and foundations would get cracks and the house terribly crunched and what was to do against the threatening collapse.

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Dialog´s End (or the trick of the genius)
Still they speak , perhaps quietly together. Still they understand one another, perhaps well. Still they speak the same language perhaps understandably. Perhaps once everyone speaks his own language then. Perhaps they understand one another with difficulty then. Later on they speak rarely then together. Over still, then they speak no longer with one another. Then they understand no longer each other. What´the use of an understandable language then?

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Perfectly
(from the operating instruction personnel) After the aim and route are fixed, the stumble proof achieves the goal briskly.He, THE STUMBLE PROOF STANDS IN FRONT. The parable of the stumble proof arouses doubts.

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The Illuminated
Someone carries his illuminating down the world, drops it generously. Pay attention, dear reader, don't step inside! You may become bedraggled! If one considers the parable of his Illuminating's Dealing, there occur to me a lot of his kind. Everywhere they drop what they know, how it goes, how one is to run the things in families, in politics, in society etc.,etc. where not?

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The spinning top
Around his center he turns, he spins with force, very fast. What he hits, he hits, hurls off. One doesn't meet the spinning top without damage. When it out-tumbled, it lies flat, without strength. If one applies the parable of the spinning top to many a man in the families, the society, the arts, come doubts.

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